Here are some two funny scenarios which happened in the last week (events true, but of course, names are withheld):
Girl: We have an event at the Manila Hotel
Boy (from one of the most – if not the most – expensive Universities in the country): Where’s the Manila Hotel?
Girl: rattles off the adddress of the historical landmark… Rizal Park.
Boy: But where is RIzal Park?
Boss (who came from the same expensivo University), butting in: It’s near the US Embassy.
Boy: Oh.Ok.
The second incident was much worse:
Guy: My children went home one day, saying their religion teacher taught them that Jesus is a sinner.
(His child studies at another University which is the rival of the University in the first scenario).
Geez. Can I just homeschool Joey?
It's a Charmed Life 