The World According to Joey Part 3

A few weeks ago (or months?)
Joey: Mom, can you buy me all McQueen’s friends?
Me: No.
Joey: But why???
Me: Because you don’t have any money.
Joey (giving me accusing puppy eyes): But you have!
Me: (speechless again)
A few day’s ago…
Me:Joey, is daddy’s stomach big?
Joey: Yes.
Me: How about you?
Joey: Just a little bit big.
Me: (well, I didn’t bother asking him – see incident below)
While waiting for my turn in a public restroom…
Joey: Mom, your stomach is big!
(all ten pairs of eyes zoomed in on me)
Me? I wanted to dry up on the spot.

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