It was a very long drive to Amsterdam from Brussels – 250 miles in three hours or so but it was so scenic so I didn’t get bored at all. The two boys slept through it though so they missed all the windmills, the green fields with lots of cows and cottages, and the various bridges and rivers. Our guide even told us we were very lucky to see flower fields along the highway this time of the year – apparently, it’s too early for the flowers to bloom (I chalk it up to Mother Nature making sure we have the best European holiday).
One of the first signs we were in the Netherlands? This:
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| Not the prettiest windmill we saw, but I heard the guide say this is the oldest (17th century) and this was the only one on my side of the road so pardon the shot – I had to take this from inside a moving bus, seated on an aisle seat. There are more scenic windmill locations but they are far from the city, |
Our first stop was this family-owned cheese factory (or farm?) where the nice lady of the house demonstrated cheese-making. It’s a very tedious process, apparently, involving cutting the cow’s milk until only the solid parts are left, or about 10% of the total milk you started with and putting flavors on it. Unfortunately for us, she didn’t share the secret ingredients of their cheese: you’d have to marry her if you want to find out. But I did learn something new from her – that cheese, like wine, gets better with age. No wonder they go so well together! The oldest cheese they have in their farm is almost 40 years old!
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| Wooden clogs they use in the farm – I do not need to tell you how heavy these are. I can’t even figure out how they can walk, let alone do manual labor using these things. The only difference of the clogs above to the ones actually used is that work ones aren’t varnished and don’t have designs on them, just names of the owners. |
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| Baby clogs!!! |
After the tour, we were led to the gift shop (but of course!), where the first order of the day was free cheese sampling. Four plates of cheese were laid out for us. I only got to taste two – the pepper and the smoked cheese ones. The latter blew my taste buds away. Oh. So. Good. It simply tasted perfect, not to musty or thick, or sour, and melted in my mouth. I wanted to queue up again just to get another free taste.
But since I was too shy, I just hoarded. I grabbed so many of it one of the owners told me the 11th bar was free. Hahaha! (and you can probably guess what a nightmare it was come luggage packing time as those bars weren’t the only ones I managed to hoard).
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| Manong asked where we were from and surprised us by exclaiming: “Queso de Bola!” Most of the queso de bolas we have in the country apparently come from theirs, and their farm is one of the major sources. |
I went crazy over the souvenirs – too bad most of them were either breakable or too heavy:
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| Those fat-sausage like things at the bottom right are the smoked cheese I was raving about (and spent thousands on, now that I’m converting euros to pesos). Not sure if we have this particular brand in the Philippines though, but do let me know. |
After that, we went into the city itself and hopped on the cruise. Quite expensive at 15 euros per person, and not really recommended as there isn’t much to see from this POV than from walking. And it was unbelievably hot – this, coming from someone living in a tropical country. Such a change from the cold summer in France and Belgium (where the temperature ranged from 13 C to 23 C when we were there earlier). I thought it was going to be a cold day that I wore a long sleeved-lace blouse under my corduroy dress that I was a grumpy tourist before the cruise was over (you all know how I transform to a monster when it’s hot).
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| This is one of the better views of the canals, but not from the cruise – we were just walking when we came across a lovely bridge underneath which a flock of birds were idly swimming. |
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| floating Chinese restaurant |
One curious thing you will come across during the cruise are quaint little boat houses. A couple of decades ago, there was a shortage of houses/land in the country so people were allowed to build houses on boats. We saw very distinct boathouses – some even had gardens on their roof and hammocks out back. Some were obviously very expensive, with multiple levels like a ship, while some were very simple ones made of planks of wood, like an overgrown barge.
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| One of the many boat houses – I think this one is made of concrete |
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| A copy of the Pont Alexandre bridge in Paris |
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| Birds freely mingle with the crowds – you can even feed pigeons in the city square, or just watch them swim in the canals or fly overhead |
There are some more strange sights you will find in Amsterdam, such as the forward-tilt of the houses in the city. Our guide said this was so that when they pull their stuff through the pulleys, they won’t hit the facade of the houses. Plus, they make houses look bigger.
So, no, my photos aren’t slanted and your vision isn’t playing tricks on you.
Oh, and those pulleys (or hooks) you see at the top of the houses? Those are used to pull heavy/big furniture up into the houses. You see, houses are so narrow (the country has limited land, and most of it is only reclaimed which is why when you think of Netherlands, one of the first things you’ll probably associate are dikes, of which they are expert builders) that they can’t have wide staircases or elevators. Being a resourceful bunch, they came up with the clever idea of installing pulleys instead.
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| Slanted houses with pulleys |
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| That’s the old post office turned shopping mall in the distance. It’s what I would call a sad mall, if it was here in the Philippines – so small, I think it only has 30 shops or so. |
Oh, and some other stuff you don’t get to see everyday: live porn, public smoking of marijuana and a hemp museum or two.
Live porn show and strip tease as you pass by shops in the red light district, even in high noon:
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| Prostitution is legal here – didn’t go in though. Hahaha! 😛 |
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| free hugs (and even kisses) in the square – do you spy the large balloon shaped like a penis? 😛 |
Everything hemp-related:
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| Hemp mat, hemp shampoo, hemp everything! Marijuana is legal here! |
As we were walking around, I could smell a tobacco-like scent in the air, although fainter, and sweeter and not at all irritating like cigarette smoke – it was only later that our friend told me “that’s marijuana you’re inhaling.”
Hahaha, so I guess I smoked marijuana without even knowing it. Crazy.
Before going back to meet up with our group, we went to a cheese store and what do we see? Our very own quezo de bola, right there on the shelves:
We didn’t get to see Anne Frank’s house (we stayed too long at McDonald’s for the free wifi) or Van Gogh, which is too bad as I don’t think those are enough reasons for us to make a second trip to this city, lovely as it is. I would have skipped lunch for it though but I got outvoted by the hubby. Hahaha!
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Wow so much cheese! They were probably that good. Laughed at you smoking MJ without knowing it. Loved the narration and the pics. Great trip!
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Yes, the cheese were very good! I had to buy lots of ham earlier today so I can make ham/cheese sandwiches everyday and live happily ever after. Hahaha!
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